Parody: Fry Everything!

Jul. 16th, 2017 03:35 pm
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With apologies to Shakira and Disney, though I bet Weird Al could do a much better job. This one has been rolling around in my head in snippets for over a year. But with state fair season upon us, I felt it was time to finish it, though it could use a lot more polish.

In case you don't know the original:


Fry Everything!

Verse 1
At the state fair tonight
Can’t eat another bite
I can’t believe everything they have
Battered and deep fried.
Don’t know how I’ll hold it down
But I’ve got to try and eat everything.
Oh god there’s more
Another row of stalls
I can’t quit until I try it all.


I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.
I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.


Fries, Oreos
Fry everything!
Corn dogs, pizza
Fry everything!
Mini donuts
Fry everything!
Twinkies and beer

Verse 2
How can I go on?
I’ve gorged on all this junk food.
Must slow down take some more Rolaids or Tumms.
I can’t eat so fast
It needs to settle down.
Otherwise, I won’t make it through the rest

I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.
I might throw-up, but I’ll keep eating
Till I try it all
And I’m round as a ball!
You won’t believe
They have fried everything
They fry everything that you can name.

I might be making a big mistake
I can feel my arteries hardening
But I don’t care!

Mini donuts
Fry everything!
Hot sausage subs
Fry everything!
(sickly sound) oh oh oh oh
Fry everything!
Barf barf barf barf
Fryyyyyyyyyyy everything… (fade out to the sound of a fryolator.)

Not dead yet

Jul. 15th, 2017 06:29 am
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Just very busy volunteering what little spare time I have when I'm not bringing home a paycheck. Every other night Sundays through Thursdays I've been at the local scout camp running the commercial dishwasher. Run home from work, change, run out to the scout camp.

Last Saturday, I was at the Matthews Museum in Union, 'cause they were short staffed due to the Moxie Festival in Lisbon that day. I'm on my way back out there today 'cause they need extra staff during Union's local festival, "Founders Day". The Museum is Stop #12 on this year's DownEast Magazine summer scavenger hunt. We had three participants stop by last Saturday. I wonder how many we'll get today.

Back to the Scout camp tomorrow, Tuesday and Thurs and then in-laws are up and we'll be at a lakeside camp without net access for the last full week of July.

I sure miss having a weekend to myself where I could do something, but at this point, I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I had one. (chuckle)

One of my qualms with DW: I can't see a list of my journal tags while writing a journal entry.

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